1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,149 --> 00:00:03,411 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:03,431 --> 00:00:04,911 That was Channel Seven, they want me 3 00:00:04,931 --> 00:00:07,003 to fill in for the regular weather girl on Friday. 4 00:00:07,027 --> 00:00:08,075 Heather with the Weather? 5 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:11,121 Heather has to go to her grandma's funeral in El Paso. 6 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:14,429 - Which is obviously sad. - You don't look sad. 7 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:15,576 Well, I am. 8 00:00:15,596 --> 00:00:17,515 Overnight, into the morning, we'll be seeing 9 00:00:17,535 --> 00:00:19,912 some wind gusts which should clear out those clouds. 10 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:22,524 Dang, she's really good. 11 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,830 Heather will be back with the weather on Monday, 12 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,181 unless she needs a few extra days with her family, 13 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:31,248 which would be very understandable, given the tragedy that's befallen her. 14 00:00:35,923 --> 00:00:37,104 Hey. 15 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,694 Oh, hey. 16 00:00:38,714 --> 00:00:40,434 No CeeCee today? 17 00:00:40,454 --> 00:00:43,527 No, but it's nice when you're disappointed it's just me. 18 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:46,352 I am always happy to see you. 19 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:48,482 But happier when I bring your granddaughter. 20 00:00:48,614 --> 00:00:51,568 I'm not gonna lie in church, so yes. 21 00:00:52,409 --> 00:00:54,771 I brought you some canned goods for the food drive. 22 00:00:54,791 --> 00:00:56,358 That is very thoughtful. 23 00:00:56,378 --> 00:00:58,882 Well, you haven't seen the expiration dates. 24 00:00:58,902 --> 00:01:01,276 Mary, did you order the-- Oh. 25 00:01:01,296 --> 00:01:02,494 Hey there, Mandy. 26 00:01:02,514 --> 00:01:04,932 Didn't know we had a celebrity in our midst. 27 00:01:04,952 --> 00:01:07,456 Oh, please, it's just the local news. 28 00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:09,719 Well, let's not forget the biggest celebrity of all. 29 00:01:09,739 --> 00:01:10,763 He's here, too. 30 00:01:10,783 --> 00:01:13,085 Amen to that. 31 00:01:14,396 --> 00:01:15,766 Okay, I'm gonna go. 32 00:01:16,087 --> 00:01:19,424 I don't know if Mary told you about the church carnival we have coming up? 33 00:01:19,444 --> 00:01:20,556 It's a pretty big deal, 34 00:01:20,576 --> 00:01:22,514 some might even call it newsworthy. 35 00:01:22,534 --> 00:01:24,952 Oh, well, me and Georgie will try to stop by. 36 00:01:24,972 --> 00:01:27,273 Oh, I think what Pastor Jeff is trying to say 37 00:01:27,293 --> 00:01:29,652 is that it could be really helpful if you were to 38 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:32,570 - run it by your bosses-- - Please put it on the news. 39 00:01:33,502 --> 00:01:34,744 That. 40 00:01:34,764 --> 00:01:36,267 All the money goes to charity, 41 00:01:36,287 --> 00:01:38,400 and we could really use the publicity. 42 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:40,663 Well, we do cover that sort of thing, so I'll check. 43 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,926 And, if you do, 44 00:01:42,946 --> 00:01:45,711 maybe you could wear something a little more modest than usual. 45 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,062 Don't blow this. 46 00:01:48,082 --> 00:01:50,412 Just sometimes she shows too much bosom. 47 00:01:50,432 --> 00:01:53,154 If her boss is okay with it, we should be, too. 48 00:01:53,174 --> 00:01:54,285 What about our boss? 49 00:01:54,305 --> 00:01:57,347 Jesus hung out with prostitutes. He's fine. 50 00:02:28,966 --> 00:02:30,008 It's a win-win. 51 00:02:30,028 --> 00:02:32,106 Church gets some publicity for their charity thing 52 00:02:32,126 --> 00:02:33,890 and I get extra air time. 53 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:37,128 So you'll cover the Baptist church but not the Catholic church. 54 00:02:37,148 --> 00:02:40,042 Hey, I would cover a cult if it got me on TV more. 55 00:02:40,564 --> 00:02:42,984 Well, then, you're off to a good start. 56 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,467 Well, church carnival's actually pretty fun. 57 00:02:45,487 --> 00:02:48,818 There's booths and games, Pastor Jeff in a dunk tank. 58 00:02:48,838 --> 00:02:53,171 You know, I had my first kiss at a church carnival kissing booth. 59 00:02:53,191 --> 00:02:56,023 You paid for your first kiss? That's sad. 60 00:02:56,193 --> 00:02:59,307 It was a thing people did, it wasn't weird. 61 00:02:59,327 --> 00:03:01,846 Yeah, she was my Sunday school teacher. 62 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:05,313 Okay, it was weird. 63 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:08,129 Maybe the shop should sponsor a booth. 64 00:03:08,149 --> 00:03:10,664 I mean a game, not a creepy one like his. 65 00:03:11,562 --> 00:03:14,305 His was a game: herpes roulette. 66 00:03:14,559 --> 00:03:17,238 I'm thinking like throw a football through a tire 67 00:03:17,258 --> 00:03:18,990 and win a free oil change. 68 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:20,218 You sure? 69 00:03:20,238 --> 00:03:22,504 This is Texas, a lot of people can throw a football. 70 00:03:22,524 --> 00:03:24,027 I can't. 71 00:03:24,047 --> 00:03:26,682 No, son, you really can't. 72 00:03:26,702 --> 00:03:27,857 I can teach him. 73 00:03:27,877 --> 00:03:30,353 No, son, you really can't. 74 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:38,476 So, what you think? 75 00:03:38,496 --> 00:03:39,695 It's a great idea. 76 00:03:39,715 --> 00:03:41,740 - Really? - Yeah 77 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,221 Advertising, build some goodwill with the community. 78 00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:46,832 Huh. You don't usually agree with me. 79 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,372 Well, you don't usually have good ideas. 80 00:03:50,465 --> 00:03:51,837 Are you messing with me? 81 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,188 No, I think this is smart. 82 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:56,557 Are you doing reverse psychology? 83 00:03:56,972 --> 00:03:58,035 No. 84 00:03:58,055 --> 00:04:00,316 Are you doing reverse psychology? 85 00:04:00,336 --> 00:04:02,591 I don't think so. 86 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:05,562 So what's happening, are we doing the booth or not? 87 00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:08,435 I'm not sure anymore. 88 00:04:17,596 --> 00:04:20,605 Okay, so they're gonna go live to us in about 20 minutes. 89 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:23,465 Just keep it casual and look at me, not at the camera. 90 00:04:23,485 --> 00:04:27,395 You don't need to explain it to me, I'm also in the news business. 91 00:04:27,415 --> 00:04:29,662 The good news business. 92 00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:31,070 Funny. 93 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,193 I got more like that. 94 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:34,276 Can't wait. 95 00:04:34,296 --> 00:04:36,230 So, uh, any questions? 96 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,528 Yes. Does that blouse have one more button or is that all the way up? 97 00:04:39,548 --> 00:04:41,337 You're blowing it again. 98 00:04:41,777 --> 00:04:43,644 Pretty as a picture. 99 00:04:46,303 --> 00:04:49,188 You know, you're looking a little shiny. Do you want me to powder you? 100 00:04:49,472 --> 00:04:51,478 I have my own makeup, thank you. 101 00:04:56,139 --> 00:04:57,207 Damn it. 102 00:04:57,227 --> 00:05:00,156 Church carnival. "Dang its" only please. 103 00:05:01,449 --> 00:05:03,039 Hey, how's it going? 104 00:05:03,059 --> 00:05:04,720 Great, no winners so far, 105 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:06,695 but I'm handing out a lot of business cards. 106 00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:09,104 I guess everyone can't throw a football. 107 00:05:10,327 --> 00:05:11,759 I rigged it. 108 00:05:12,547 --> 00:05:15,116 The ball's extra heavy and the tire's extra small. 109 00:05:15,136 --> 00:05:17,401 What, you're cheating at a church carnival? 110 00:05:17,421 --> 00:05:19,320 How are you your mother's son? 111 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:21,322 I think it skips a generation. 112 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:24,147 Also, what if when you're interviewing Pastor Jeff, 113 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:26,070 our booth is in the background? 114 00:05:26,473 --> 00:05:27,716 So Mandy McAllister's 115 00:05:27,736 --> 00:05:30,588 is standing in front of the McAllister Tire booth? 116 00:05:30,608 --> 00:05:32,071 Yeah. 117 00:05:32,262 --> 00:05:33,981 And maybe take it down a button. 118 00:05:34,978 --> 00:05:37,841 Okay, you and your mother need to think less about my cleavage. 119 00:05:42,707 --> 00:05:46,988 The pet python was finally found in the bathroom at the local park, 120 00:05:47,008 --> 00:05:50,232 so just remember, look before you leak. 121 00:05:50,982 --> 00:05:54,751 And if you're looking for something fun to do with the family this weekend, 122 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,722 our very own Mandy McAllister has a suggestion. Mandy? 123 00:05:59,071 --> 00:06:00,488 Thank you, Kimberly. 124 00:06:00,508 --> 00:06:02,446 So, I'm here with Pastor Jeff Difford 125 00:06:02,466 --> 00:06:04,144 at the First Baptist Church carnival 126 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:06,668 where the funnel cakes are hot, the booths are hopping, 127 00:06:06,688 --> 00:06:08,974 and all the money goes to charity. 128 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,715 Pastor Jeff, give us the details. 129 00:06:10,735 --> 00:06:13,416 Well, the devil's in the details, but I'll give you the scoop. 130 00:06:15,523 --> 00:06:17,374 - Just a little church humor. - Mm-hmm. 131 00:06:17,394 --> 00:06:19,250 You did warn me. 132 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:21,335 We'll be out here all weekend raising money 133 00:06:21,355 --> 00:06:23,685 for the food bank. It's gonna be full of 134 00:06:23,705 --> 00:06:26,166 good old-fashioned wholesome fun. 135 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,777 Sack races, egg toss... 136 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:32,122 You might even get a chance to sink yours truly in the dunk tank. 137 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,632 Oh, well, that is tempting. 138 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:36,741 And it's gonna be a beautiful day for it. 139 00:06:36,761 --> 00:06:39,155 I've predicted sunny skies all through Monday. 140 00:06:39,329 --> 00:06:41,224 Guess we've got Him to thank for that. 141 00:06:41,244 --> 00:06:42,617 Or Her. 142 00:06:42,637 --> 00:06:44,454 Oh, I meant God. 143 00:06:44,474 --> 00:06:45,987 No, I know, so did I. 144 00:06:46,221 --> 00:06:47,802 But God's a man. 145 00:06:48,295 --> 00:06:50,231 Yeah, could be a woman. 146 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:52,714 "Our Father who art in heaven." 147 00:06:52,734 --> 00:06:54,331 Sounds like a man. 148 00:06:54,475 --> 00:06:56,805 Fair point, although, "created all life" 149 00:06:56,825 --> 00:06:58,661 sounds like a woman. 150 00:06:59,151 --> 00:07:00,726 Well, He's not. 151 00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:02,202 I'm just saying, we don't know. 152 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,047 You may not, but I do. 153 00:07:05,273 --> 00:07:07,733 Well, one thing we can agree on, the carnival's open 154 00:07:07,753 --> 00:07:09,731 from noon till 9:00 Saturday and Sunday, 155 00:07:09,751 --> 00:07:11,359 so come on down. 156 00:07:11,379 --> 00:07:13,778 For Channel Seven, I'm Mandy McAllister. 157 00:07:13,798 --> 00:07:14,882 He's a man. 158 00:07:15,555 --> 00:07:17,624 And we're clear. 159 00:07:18,212 --> 00:07:20,788 Okay. Well, that was fun. 160 00:07:22,524 --> 00:07:23,934 What? 161 00:07:26,985 --> 00:07:28,454 Look, I know your mom's upset, 162 00:07:28,474 --> 00:07:30,012 but other than her and Pastor Jeff, 163 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,682 I promise, no one cares. 164 00:07:33,731 --> 00:07:35,119 So God's a woman? 165 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:37,881 See? 166 00:07:37,901 --> 00:07:39,587 Come on, it's not that big a deal. 167 00:07:39,607 --> 00:07:41,458 It is a huge deal. 168 00:07:41,478 --> 00:07:44,156 Dad, you get I didn't say anything bad? 169 00:07:44,176 --> 00:07:45,830 Still shouldn't have said it. 170 00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:47,625 Oh, my God. 171 00:07:47,645 --> 00:07:50,380 Maybe cool it with the "G" word for a while. 172 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,729 It's not like I said 173 00:07:51,749 --> 00:07:55,385 God doesn't exist, because I think She does. 174 00:07:55,405 --> 00:07:58,345 Not funny. I have to live in this town. 175 00:07:58,365 --> 00:08:02,218 I have a hair appointment tomorrow. That is three hours of dirty looks 176 00:08:02,238 --> 00:08:04,166 and "bless your hearts." 177 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:06,747 You're overreacting. 178 00:08:07,085 --> 00:08:09,295 There's three things you don't talk about in Texas: 179 00:08:09,315 --> 00:08:11,183 Religion, politics and money. 180 00:08:11,203 --> 00:08:12,635 What about sex? 181 00:08:12,655 --> 00:08:14,594 Four things. 182 00:08:15,199 --> 00:08:17,814 Well, maybe it's time we start talking about them. 183 00:08:18,341 --> 00:08:20,016 Bless your heart. 184 00:08:24,216 --> 00:08:26,852 Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. 185 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:28,549 Well, I can assure you, 186 00:08:28,569 --> 00:08:30,638 her views do not reflect those of the station 187 00:08:30,658 --> 00:08:32,040 and we will take care of it. 188 00:08:33,008 --> 00:08:35,353 I don't think we stone people anymore. 189 00:08:36,177 --> 00:08:38,182 Thanks for calling. Goodbye, Reverend. 190 00:08:39,031 --> 00:08:41,536 Let me guess, another fan? 191 00:08:41,556 --> 00:08:43,886 It's not a joke, folks are really upset. Listen. 192 00:08:45,516 --> 00:08:47,019 Tell that blaspheming bimbo 193 00:08:47,039 --> 00:08:50,347 she can do her next weather report from hell. 194 00:08:50,608 --> 00:08:53,741 Well, that's silly. It's gonna be hot there. 195 00:08:53,971 --> 00:08:56,464 Maybe we should pull you off the schedule for a while, 196 00:08:56,484 --> 00:08:58,118 - let everybody cool down. - No, no, no, 197 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,118 don't take me off the air. I can fix this. 198 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,099 I'll just apologize. 199 00:09:02,119 --> 00:09:03,210 Really? 200 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:05,081 Yeah. Why are you surprised? 201 00:09:05,101 --> 00:09:06,430 'Cause as long as I've known you, 202 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:08,476 I've never heard you apologize for anything. 203 00:09:09,627 --> 00:09:12,546 And I am so sorry for that-- 204 00:09:12,566 --> 00:09:14,095 I heard it, I'll practice. 205 00:09:17,853 --> 00:09:21,010 And before we go to commercial, our Channel Seven weather girl, 206 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:24,013 Mandy McAllister, has a special message for our audience. 207 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:25,536 Mandy. 208 00:09:25,556 --> 00:09:26,731 Thanks, Kimberly. 209 00:09:27,064 --> 00:09:28,974 I just wanted to address some comments 210 00:09:28,994 --> 00:09:31,368 I made on air yesterday. 211 00:09:31,388 --> 00:09:34,023 I meant no disrespect, but I understand 212 00:09:34,043 --> 00:09:35,503 if some of you were offended, 213 00:09:35,523 --> 00:09:38,680 so, from the bottom of my heart, 214 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:41,781 I'm sorry you took it the wrong way. 215 00:09:42,839 --> 00:09:44,555 Personally, I thought it was a compliment. 216 00:09:44,575 --> 00:09:46,340 I think women are great 217 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,885 and God would be so lucky to be one. 218 00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:51,127 But this is Texas, 219 00:09:51,147 --> 00:09:54,097 so I should've kept my mouth shut. 220 00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:56,731 Back to you, Kimberly. 221 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,003 Okey dokey. 222 00:09:58,023 --> 00:10:00,136 And while we go to commercial, 223 00:10:00,156 --> 00:10:02,361 how about we all pray for Mandy. 224 00:10:09,513 --> 00:10:11,662 Suspended. Can you believe it? 225 00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,874 Oh, I got suspended a ton of times. 226 00:10:13,894 --> 00:10:14,846 It ain't bad. 227 00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:16,705 Sit at home, watch TV, 228 00:10:16,725 --> 00:10:18,564 hit your dad's liquor cabinet. 229 00:10:19,175 --> 00:10:21,026 Okay, this isn't high school, Georgie. 230 00:10:21,046 --> 00:10:22,430 I could lose my job. 231 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:24,247 You ain't gonna lose nothing. 232 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:25,888 You just got to let this blow over. 233 00:10:25,908 --> 00:10:27,946 Somebody'll grow the world's biggest pumpkin 234 00:10:27,966 --> 00:10:29,687 and they'll forget all about you. 235 00:10:29,707 --> 00:10:31,820 I really don't think so. 236 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,604 You see how huge some of them pumpkins get? 237 00:10:33,624 --> 00:10:35,099 You could live in 'em. 238 00:10:37,062 --> 00:10:38,886 Do you think what I said was so wrong? 239 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:41,008 I don't know, 240 00:10:41,028 --> 00:10:43,111 I guess I never really thought about it. 241 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,778 Why would you? You're a man. 242 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,594 Hey, if God's a woman, I'm cool with it. 243 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,335 You really feel that way? 244 00:10:49,509 --> 00:10:50,839 Yeah. 245 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,842 Wow, I wish everybody was as open-minded as you. 246 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:57,715 I mean, if you think about it, plagues, floods... 247 00:10:57,735 --> 00:11:00,168 that kind of temper sounds like a woman to me. 248 00:11:02,087 --> 00:11:05,229 I bet that's the look God gives right before She smites folks. 249 00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:15,448 - Hey. - Hey, honey. Everything okay? 250 00:11:15,504 --> 00:11:18,016 Not really. Mandy got suspended. 251 00:11:18,409 --> 00:11:20,366 I heard, I'm sorry. 252 00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:21,652 Are you? 253 00:11:21,672 --> 00:11:23,437 Of course. 254 00:11:23,457 --> 00:11:26,222 She's my daughter-in-law and I love her. 255 00:11:26,242 --> 00:11:28,877 But she said what she said. 256 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:32,287 Then she tried to undo what she said and she said more. 257 00:11:33,249 --> 00:11:35,884 She was only at that carnival 'cause y'all asked. 258 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,495 I didn't ask her to mock God. 259 00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:40,367 She said she's sorry. 260 00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:43,065 That I took it the wrong way, I heard. 261 00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:45,067 That ain't what she meant. 262 00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:47,112 Georgie, what do you want me to do? 263 00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:48,956 I can't help that people are mad. 264 00:11:50,005 --> 00:11:52,727 Maybe Pastor Jeff can say something in his sermon. 265 00:11:52,747 --> 00:11:56,774 You know, love the sinner, judge not lest you be judged, 266 00:11:56,794 --> 00:11:59,314 give Mandy a break 'cause her husband's drowning in debt. 267 00:12:00,058 --> 00:12:02,127 I will talk to him, 268 00:12:02,147 --> 00:12:04,652 but he is mighty peeved. 269 00:12:04,672 --> 00:12:07,191 Yeah, but he listens to you, so you can de-peeve him. 270 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:10,299 "De-peeve him?" 271 00:12:10,465 --> 00:12:12,340 Un-peeve him? 272 00:12:13,436 --> 00:12:15,184 No, it's "de-peeve." 273 00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:21,991 What you reading? 274 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:23,773 Another batch of hate mail. 275 00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:27,934 Joke's on you, "Satan Barbie" sounds cool. 276 00:12:29,198 --> 00:12:30,242 May I? 277 00:12:30,262 --> 00:12:32,695 Oh, yeah, knock yourself out. 278 00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:36,945 So, the bad ones go here 279 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,832 and the really bad ones go here. 280 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,103 - What's that pile? - You don't want to know. 281 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:55,069 I thought at least one person would be on my side. 282 00:12:55,297 --> 00:12:57,042 Now, hold on. 283 00:12:57,062 --> 00:12:58,503 I think this one... 284 00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:02,290 No. Whoa. Yeah, no. 285 00:13:04,819 --> 00:13:06,583 - Hey. Where you been? - Church. 286 00:13:06,603 --> 00:13:09,223 Congratulations, you knocked a pregnant teenager 287 00:13:09,243 --> 00:13:11,177 off the top of the prayer list. 288 00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:13,780 Someone's the belle of the ball. 289 00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:16,288 Why were you at church? 290 00:13:16,308 --> 00:13:18,686 I was hoping I could get Pastor Jeff to say something 291 00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:20,307 in his sermon to calm everyone down. 292 00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:21,293 Is he gonna? 293 00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:23,414 - He will. - Great. 294 00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:27,092 If you sit down with him on air and publicly apologize. 295 00:13:27,112 --> 00:13:29,867 Oh, no. I will not be extorted. 296 00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:32,886 Okay. Well, I tried. 297 00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:46,813 I'll do it. I'll do it. Hey! Hey, I'll do it! 298 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:54,501 Shouldn't you be working? 299 00:13:54,521 --> 00:13:56,224 On what? We've barely had any customers 300 00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:58,124 since your wife made God mad. 301 00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:01,638 There's a car up on the lift. 302 00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:03,005 Yeah, mine. 303 00:14:03,025 --> 00:14:05,788 Figure I'd change the shocks on what may be my new home. 304 00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:09,037 She's gonna fix this and everything'll be back to normal. 305 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,431 Doesn't help that her name is on the store. 306 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,737 So we'll change the name to Cooper. 307 00:14:13,757 --> 00:14:15,696 Why not Alvarez? 308 00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:17,480 Cooper's got two "O"s. 309 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,743 we can make 'em look like tires. 310 00:14:19,763 --> 00:14:22,587 I want to argue with that but it's good. 311 00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:30,117 I thought Mandy threw those letters away. 312 00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:32,510 She did. 313 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,846 You took 'em out of the trash? 314 00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:38,066 I tried not to. 315 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,474 I failed. 316 00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:45,856 What is wrong with people? 317 00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:47,771 They don't have to agree with her, 318 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:51,138 but there's no reason to tear her apart. 319 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,943 You know, we got one of them AOL discs in the mail the other day. 320 00:14:57,324 --> 00:14:58,841 What about it? 321 00:14:59,152 --> 00:15:01,132 I have a feeling this whole World Wide Web thing 322 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:03,193 is gonna bring us all together. 323 00:15:04,852 --> 00:15:06,964 Make people kind. 324 00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:08,923 Can't happen soon enough. 325 00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:11,375 People all over the world talking to each other. 326 00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,030 I don't see the downside. 327 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:23,823 - Hey. - Hey. 328 00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:26,418 You're not reading more of them letters are you? 329 00:15:26,438 --> 00:15:28,159 Oh, my mom found this one in the pile, 330 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,552 it's from a little girl. 331 00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:31,946 They can be mean. Don't take it personal. 332 00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:34,209 No, she thanked me for what I said. 333 00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:36,165 She called me an inspiration. 334 00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:38,533 She didn't spell it right, but it still counts. 335 00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:42,565 I-N-S-P-I-R-A-T-I-O-N? 336 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:43,827 Yes. 337 00:15:43,847 --> 00:15:45,235 Take that, Sheldon. 338 00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,876 Anyway, it got me thinking about CeeCee 339 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,747 and the kind of example I'm setting. 340 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,314 What do you mean? 341 00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:55,143 Being a hypocrite just to keep my job. 342 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,275 Everybody does that. 343 00:15:57,295 --> 00:15:59,277 Besides, she's gonna 344 00:15:59,297 --> 00:16:01,976 grow up with a famous news lady for a mom. 345 00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:03,543 That's a good example. 346 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,674 I guess. 347 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:07,111 Oh, come on, great job, beautiful kid, 348 00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:09,433 young trophy husband. 349 00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:12,023 You've got it all. 350 00:16:12,093 --> 00:16:14,292 Trophy husband, huh? 351 00:16:14,312 --> 00:16:15,685 You've seen me with my shirt off. 352 00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:26,000 Pastor Jeff, thank you again for doing this. 353 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:28,888 Happy to be an example of Christian forgiveness. 354 00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:32,484 Get that all out now. 355 00:16:32,504 --> 00:16:34,371 I was just stretching my eyes. 356 00:16:35,217 --> 00:16:36,375 Okay, we're back 357 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,847 in five, four... 358 00:16:41,252 --> 00:16:44,148 Hi, Mandy McAllister again. 359 00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,992 Don't change the channel. 360 00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:48,936 I know I upset a lot of people, 361 00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:52,374 and I realized that instead of talking more, 362 00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:54,289 I should listen. 363 00:16:54,309 --> 00:16:57,422 Which is why I have Pastor Jeff from First Baptist here with me. 364 00:16:57,442 --> 00:16:59,163 Can I just say, 365 00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:03,096 I am so sorry that I offended you. 366 00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:06,301 Thank you. 367 00:17:06,321 --> 00:17:08,869 And I understand you've been getting a lot of hate mail, 368 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,219 so I would like to remind my Christian community 369 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,265 that is not how Jesus teaches us to behave. 370 00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:17,268 We don't write nasty letters about our neighbors. 371 00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:19,353 We write them about The Simpsons. 372 00:17:20,509 --> 00:17:21,941 And thanks to our campaign... 373 00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:24,778 Why's she staring like that? 374 00:17:24,948 --> 00:17:27,768 I think she's trying not to roll her eyes. 375 00:17:28,865 --> 00:17:32,098 Well, I'm so glad we could put this behind us. 376 00:17:32,224 --> 00:17:34,764 I think what ruffled the feathers of my flock 377 00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:38,072 was that your comment seemed disrespectful of God. 378 00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:39,567 Mm-hmm. We good? 379 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:43,164 And frankly a little ignorant of the scripture. 380 00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:47,298 "For God so loved the world that He gave His only son." 381 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:48,691 Okay, you know what? 382 00:17:48,711 --> 00:17:49,866 I can't do this. 383 00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:52,739 Sure you can. Keep going. 384 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:55,524 I didn't mean to offend you, and I am sorry for that, 385 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:58,092 but I'm not sorry for what I said. 386 00:17:58,112 --> 00:18:00,485 I don't want my daughter or any other little girl 387 00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:04,272 thinking that they need to apologize for having an opinion. 388 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,623 So if that's what it takes for me to keep this job then... 389 00:18:07,643 --> 00:18:09,814 I quit. 390 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:12,323 What did she do? 391 00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:14,080 What did I do?